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I understand that in the Great War you were engaged in the espionage business.
Presumably, you have kept up with some of your fellow spooks? After all, you are often been seen furtively entering the Special Forces Club.
My sources at the very top of the Foreign Office tell me that our MP, Mr Greg Hands once served in Mi6 and can kill with two fingers.
Having looked at his cv it seems quite likely.
I think it’s time he came clean; after all, serving his country in this way should be a ‘badge of honour’
With the Kindest Regards