Our ex Mayor who was subject of much mischievous press comment as he tried to exit, with dignity from the 50 litre Bentley behemoth, has been telling the world that his 'K' is 'on the way'....very important for the minor public school educated chap that he is.
Known for his obsequiousness to those who can smooth his path and gross rudeness to those who can't, it is suggested that 'Darhling' has a cunning plan to assure his elevation to the same social level as Sir Cockle: by making donations to the Chelsea Academy.
Now the Hornet loves to hear stories of guileless philanthropy and he hopes that whoever is seeding these stories is barking up the wrong tree.
Incidentally, can anyone can tell the Hornet why this ex mayor is know by the sobriquet 'Darhling'? And nothing smutty please.....