A sweaty and nervous Pooter Cockell has been told his erstwhile friend and confidant, ex Worshipful Mayor Barry Phelps-that disgraced distributor of crude and sexually innuendo laden images of very young boys-says he will contest Earls Court at the next election-as an Independent!
The Dame can confirm Pooter's worst fears. Phelps is party to many secrets and doubtless will ready to wreak vengeance on his nemesis, Town Clerk Derek Myers.
Fortunately for Pooter, the Dame is as anxious as he to prevent the return of the lascivious Phelps. If Pooter cares to contact the Dame she will appraise him of more of this man's dark interests....... You have been warned Phelpsie....don't even think about it. The Dame can be a formidable enemy.