The Dame was startled to be called at her Thai hideaway: No, you mischievous folk, it was not Cllr Moylan inviting her to a 'soiree' at his nearby luxury 'pleasure dome'.
Instead it was a mid ranking Hornet Street officer 'DeepThroat'. Her news was disturbing. It was all about the Holland Park School land deal!
The Dame soon expects to be in full possession of the facts. However, it seems Native Land might be sitting prettier than they first imagined. But then when an astute property developer pitches against Pooter Cockell the outcome does not require the psychic skills of Mystic Meg. This image comes to mind.
When she has all the facts, dear and loyal reader, you will be the first to know....as long as one of those horrid newspapers don't beat the Dame to it...