"Dame, Pooter here. I am in emergency Cabinet session in the Cabinet Room: we need your advice and I am prepared to throw you one of my Special Responsibility Allowances if you will help"
Naturally, the Dame was intrigued and though sworn to secrecy she could not resist sharing with you all.
The two recent opinion polls putting "Red" Ken in the lead over Boris have put the fear of god into Pooter and pals. As Pooter told the Dame...."Dame, you know we all have chunky allowances. Mine are a shade under "Boys" Moylan at £125k- but his are massive.
If Ken wins "Boys" will be out of a job; our worry is that he will want to come back to the Rotten Borough and take my job and £70k 'wedge'. We need to stop Ken in order to stop "Boys".
"Yes, Pooter, I understand", replied the Dame, but how can a little old lady like me help?
|Pooter's Reaction to the Dame's idea of a peerage for Danny "Boys"|
"Pooter, I can't stop "Boys" but I can do something else: I can call Mr Cameron and see if he will promote Cllr Moylan to the Lords with a nice job working for your friend Mr Pickles"
Will the Dame be able to 'fix it' for Pooter and will Pooter be happy with the Dame's idea....