Sir Pooter was furious with her little piece on the £30,000 celebrations to mark the opening of the £28 millions Exhibition Rd.
|Cllr Davis kissed by Cllr Moylan|
In full flow Pooter demanded that she hand over the picture of Danny 'Boys' Moylan kissing Cllr Davis. Imagine the scandal if Private Eye obtained it" Pooter demanded.
Cuddling up to Pooter with a soothing cup of Darjeeling and a plate of 'iced fancies' the Dame was able to extract from the Great Man a further reason for his visit Chez Dame.
All Great Men are concerned with their 'legacy and Pooter is no different..... "Dame, I need not remind you this is a year of huge importance. I will be called upon to officiate at many important functions: doubtless I will be in close contact with 'The Royalty' and members of 'The Gentry'. Thus I need to ensure our Mayor is able to present the right image of our Royal Borough. I had thought of asking Cllr Moylan to be Mayor but some his colleagues thought him rather 'below the salt'". What could they have thought of Pooter wondered the Dame.....
|The Dame picks Buffy as Mayor|
"Dame, you are a lady who mixes in the highest echelons of Society: who should I make Mayor?
It has to be someone who knows how to hold a knife and fork properly; not call a lavatory a 'toilet'-or like ex Cllr Phelps, talk about 'serviettes' and 'horseback riding'"
The Dame took little time pondering the question....."
"Sir Pooter, there is only one candidate for the Mayoralty- Cllr Christopher 'Buffy' Buckmaster"
Will Pooter take the Dame's wise counsel and give Buffy a second go? She is 100% sure he will....