Desperate to make ends meet, the Dame had an idea. Everybody is saying that the Dame is fast becoming a major opposition force so-somewhat impertinently, she put in a call to Pootin Cockell. "Pootin, The Dame is now a major opposition force; also I have to put up with you calling, at all hours of the day and night, for advice: I think I deserve one of your lovely Special Responsibility Allowances."
"Well, Dame" replied Pootin, "you have a point, but I would have to make you an ex officio committee member. I will need to discuss it with my boss, Mr Myers. How much do you want?"
"Well, the ghastly Professor Coates has just got £40k and I would like the same"
Will Pootin do the decent thing and buy off La Dame?
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