To Birmingham and a busy week for The Dame. An old friend....a shady 'entrepreneur' and Conservative Party Donor, asked The Dame to be his guest at last week's Conference 'Business Dinner' hosted by none other than the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Mr Osborne!
Clearly this vulgar man thought he would bathe in the reflected glory of The Dames' inimitable class and style and thus assist in grooming himself for his peerage.
Amongst, the assembled guests The Dame spotted our local Br'um Boy made good, Cllr Moylan. Cllr Moylan seemed less than keen to greet the Dame......
Talking of peerages-which every common little politician seems desperate to get, the Dame picked up some very bad 'local' news....
The Dame fell into conversation with a rather important Treasury PPS. When the dreary little fellow found out the Dame was from Kensington & Chelsea he detonated with anger. " Is not the Leader of your Council Cllr Sir Merrick Cockell." Replying in the affirmative the Dame's new found friend said, " I can tell you that he will not getting a peerage he has been lobbying so hard for:George and the Prime Minister are furious with him."
|NO PLACE FOR POOTER!|
And yesterday Pooter said the LGA rejected Government plans to loosen planning regulations on conservatories and extensions.
Pooter now realises that he will never get his fat behind on the red leather of the Lords: thus he decided he has no need to hold back on his fury at being denied becoming the first Lord Pooter. Has the man finally gone mad?
As Mr Powell once said, "All political lives-even Pooter Cockells'- unless cut off in midstream.... at a happy juncture, end in failure, because that is the nature of politics and of human affairs"