"Lord in Waiting" Pooter Cockell has commanded the Mayor to 'wait upon him' when the mayor returns from his fun trip to India.
Pooter is under increasing attack for taking £1300 a week from RBK&C taxpayers for doing nothing.
So to prove how busy he is Pooter phones City Hall and orders Boris to drop his safeguarding of Cremorne Wharf Pier. If successful Pooter can then flog the land off to one of his Hong Kong friends.
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