|THE DAME'S ON FIRE PHONE!|
Just as her factotum, the disgraced Phelps, arrived with all the newspapers analysing Ukip's success her phone rings... it's a fuming Pooter.
Cussing and blinding Pooter demands to know why the Dame persecuted him over his double jobbing and miserable £130,000 a year allowance, yet ignores the fact that at the other night's hustings Danny 'Boys' refused to say whether he would give up his current £130,000 a year wedge-if elected.
To be fair, Pooter(who did not attend the hustings), has a good point.
Danny Boys skilfully negotiated around the question as to whether he would give up his other lucrative jobs with Tfl and the GLA-plus other bits and bobs.
The fact is he won't and the media will attack him fiercely and continuously.
As Boys old friend, boy admiring ex Mayor Phelps said, " You could not make it up: Ukip will have a field day with it"
Whoever said that local government had no money...it's a goldmine!