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Monday, 20 May 2013

POOTER RECEIVES HIS GOLD WATCH FROM LORD CADOGAN....YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE REMEMBERED

Our ex Prime Minister,Pooter, has spent the last decade and a half living on the munificence of the taxpayer...surely a record! 
To celebrate his years of sponging off the taxpayer Lord Curmudgeon has agreed to lay on a vast feast.... an appropriate way of marking the going of a man who delighted in fine dining, travel and grand hotels....at our expense.

For Pooter....who loves a lord, this will be a glorious swansong and he hopes that he might soon be heading in the same direction as Lord C! 
He needs to replace the income lost as leader....and that which will be lost when he has to give up the LGA. 
The Lords's attendance allowance at £42,000 a year might prove quite handy, plus the redundancy money and pension he has negotiated from RBK&C

This is how the Dame imagines the feast....and she is pretty upset old Cadogan decided not to invite her!


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  1. Doubtless in Holland Park.

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  2. So the trougher is in with Cadogan too

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    1. Not at all but Cadogan is President of Association....I doubt he knows who dear Pooter is

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  3. There will be endless parties and hand wringing - accompanied by rejoicing in private that a pox has departed the Royal Borough. Cllr Coleridge has told friends that the Council must return to its roots (the residents) and avoid too much grandeur

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    1. If true - well done Cllr. Coleridge.

      By all means may saner heads prevail in the incoming administration. It's just a pity that some of the line up (you know who you are!) engender so little confidence.

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