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Tuesday, 4 June 2013

ROYAL BOROUGH TO ADVISE PETERBORO' ON LITURGY!

THE DAME'S TOY
The Dame is taking a well earned break on her antique steam yacht, the SS Hornet. She hopes, one day, Mr Myers would defray some of the Hornet's hefty running costs with a little charter. She will even offer a small discount.
She can imagine Mrs & Mrs Myers and their friends, the Pooters, having a rather jolly time aboard....after all, they can all well afford it on what we pay them.

Anyway, back to business...
The Dame was looking at the benefits Mr Myers thought would accrue from a tie up between our ever so grand Royal Borough and Cllr Mario Cereste's very common Peterboro. Some of the proposed benefits are below...
The Dame was especially interested in the liturgical one and had a 'ship to shore' with her old friend, the Provost of Brompton Oratory, Fr Julian Large. Was it true, the Dame asked, the Oratory would be advising local Peterboro' Catholic churches on how to go 'up market.'
Father Julian seemed far from keen on the idea.....

Were we to have had a committee system this mad scheme would never have seen the light of day. Let's hope it is dead in the water.
MOVING TO PETERBORO'









"These benefits included cultural exchanges between schools, sharing the tri–borough safeguarding work with Peterborough City Council, sharing Peterborough City Councils environmental work and potential energy benefits, and finally liturgical, festival and museum links."

3 comments:

  1. What a perfect ship. The Dame has class

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    1. SS Hornet is ex SS Nalin, originally commissioned and owned by the President of Turkey.

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  2. Owl, as usual, you are correct.
    The Hornet formed part of her very generous divorce settlement with hubby No 3, the arms dealer. How he acquired it from the Turkish Government is the stuff of legends.....
    As the Americans are prone to say, "We won't go there"

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