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Monday, 22 December 2014

K&C CONSERVATIVES MOVE OFFICES TO AN INDUSTRIAL ESTATE

UNHAPPY BUNNY!
K&C agent, tantrum prone Jonathan Fraser-Howells and chum, convicted thief Michael Asher Vearncombe, planned the first Spanish gay village.


All the houses were to be painted pink and the streets re-branded for famous gay artists.
When the Dame mentioned the concept to a few of her gay friends they thought the old thing was pulling their legs. 


Only after being directed to this BLOG did they realise the full extent of Jonathan and Michael's hideous plan....since aborted, because most gays have good taste and could think of nothing more appalling.

Anyway, the Dame digresses...

Jonathan thinks he's a bit of an aesthete. 
Imagine his horror when told by Association chairman, Milord Carrington, that he would be leaving Chelsea and locating to an industrial estate in the north of the Borough!

Here is a pic of Jonathan's new office. The marketing johnnies have rather gone overboard suggesting it's close to the amenities of Portobello Rd....small recompense for having to work next to tyre fitters.
Let's hope he has no plans for a 'pink' industrial estate.....





21 comments:

  1. This cannot be serious!!

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  2. Dear Dame, you are naughty, this is the last place K&C Tories would set up office. The bars would be there to keep the fragrant Jfh in I imagine!

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  3. Shows the Hornet is run by Labour. This is so old this news that it is out of date - they have moved to the bent toads ward.

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  4. An industrial estate. So not even the local Conservative party can afford an office in the rotten borough. Hoist by their own petard.

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  5. 'This is so old this news that it is out of date'
    Palmer you spelling and grammar are excruciatingly bad

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  6. This story is the perfect example of the travesty that is normal life in K & C. Due to the property price feeding frenzy, normal urban life is well nigh impossible. Across most of the borough one can obtain an artisanal, buttercup flavoured hair ornament, but not a hammer and nails.

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    1. The market mechanism has served Britain well and will continue to do so

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    2. Person Familiar With The Situation23 December 2014 at 20:46

      Indeed, the market mechanism does work. Old Lord Cadogan (a Tory brick) made his place at 1A Manor Street available to his Party as their HQ. But young Cadogan has taken over the family business and is more interested in the dosh. One of the first things he did was give Lord Carrington (Mathew) and his Chairman Fraser-Howells their marching orders. He needed 1A for development into luxury flats for foreigners so that he will make a packet.

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  7. Paint everything garish girly pink? Did the double-barelled big girls blouses dream of appearing on stage there as drag artistes Paris Hilton-Travelodge and Katie Cut-Price-Hostel?

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  8. What a hoot. There must be a cheaper way to get Fraser Howells to walk out and avoid a redundancy payment.

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  9. This is the reality of rich foreign buyers parking their hot money in Kensington and Chelsea property, and leaving it empty. Prices are forced up to stratospheric levels and locals are forced to move out. Homes, small traders and even the Conservative Association get clobbered. Wake up Tories........

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  10. 01.32, you must be mistaken, the Christmas greetings have come from the office in lovely Barlby Road, and I can't imagine Fraser-Howells making such a simple mistake.

    How he must cringe every time he steps off the bus and crosses the car park. And the nearest Starbucks must be a mile away!

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    1. Oh dear me. Many laments for the fragrant, drooping, Jonathan. How the mighty tumble.

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  11. Tories come to rest in pinko territory. hilarious.

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  12. - and so handy for Palmer to drop by to stuff and lick things. I'm sure FH would welcome a hand from him.

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  13. Dame, this has to be a bad joke. Are you sure that the Tories have moved the HQ to an Industrial Estate in North Kensington? Has the Chairman, the newly grand Mathew Carrington (a nouveau Lord) sent directions and a road map to Sir Mlolm Rifkind?

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  14. The Shaftesbury Centre is indeed in Barlby Road in the Dalgarno ward - the ward from which Palmer did the chicken run after saying he had a huge personal vote amongst his friends and neighbours. It houses mainly small community groups and small businesses just starting out in the world - and now great political parties coming down in the world.

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    1. The Conservatives need to hire a Boy Scout to show Rifkind the way to his new HQ. Maybe he will now start to hold a Surgery in North Kensington

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  15. No Chrismas message from the Hornet - Why - Godless Editors

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    1. Cllr Dent Coad is a devout member of the Church of England.

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    No matter how well you have packed the essentials in the boxes, a slight up and down during transit may harm the essentials.
    Thanks for sharing...!!!

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