And, if you really screw up, you are eased out with huge 'shut up' money.
So when the Dame heard the frightful Head of Adult Care, Stella Baillie's daughter, Thea, had pipped Ludo to the post her fury knew no bounds.
Ludo and Rock might even have become firm 'clubbing' mates.
Without being bitchy, the Dame would like to be a fly on the wall when Stella and Thea share a bottle of Chardonnay.
She bets they have some juicy tittle tattle.....